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Thursday, December 9, 2010

Tomorrow only!

We here at Groucho are so psyched about tomorrow's Holiday Happy Hour that we can hardly stand it. A chance to throw back a couple of cold ones at Lyndale Tap House with the coolest people in the world (that would be you) and hang out with our Groucho Blogging Team and help out Second Harvest Heartland with some donations and score a limited-edition Groucho water bottle by being one of the first 25+ to do so and...

T-shirts.

That's right, kids - the t-shirts are in, and they are seriously dope.

AND, tomorrow night only, you can get yours for only $15. We know you hear this a lot from car salesmen, but...this price will never be here again. AND we only have a limited supply.

So come and get yours tomorrow. (And by "yours", we mean some beer, maybe a water bottle, a couple of new friends, and a seriously awesome new t-shirt! )

Bikerly: Happy Place


It’s hard to know where to begin on a first blog post. If you’ve visited my blog before, you know I never write a whole lot. Sometimes I just prefer to sketch a blog like this one, “Happy Place.”

It’s a challenge to see how much can be said with the fewest words. So don’t expect long posts. I’d rather be biking or running outside.

I’ll be posting every week here. Before we meet next week, there is some homework. Go poke around bikerly blog for a few minutes. You’ll get a quick idea of what’s going on... there’s #bikeschool, the (un)streak and running haiku. There’s probably even a picture of my bike “Red” posted somewhere.

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Erin: Resilient Beyond Measure

During the final savasana of 75-minute C2 vinyasa yoga class this past weekend, my fave instructor said something that resonated: You are resilient beyond measure.

The 100 consecutive days I’ve been down dogging, chatarungaring and hot yogaing has taught me that, and, well, it has taught me a LOT.

Let me start from child’s pose (as any yogi out there knows, most vinyasa yoga classes begin in this posture).

Before I started practicing yoga in June 2009, not gonna lie: I thought yoga was for wimps. I mean, yoga means you sit cross-legged in a corner for hours with your eyes closed saying, “Ommmmmmm”… right? And forget sweating or even elevating your heart rate. Neither happen during yoga… right? Clearly, yoga is not my style; I’m a crazy-cardio-to-your-max-heart-rate-push-yourself-to-the-edge kinda girl.

Well, needless to say, that first practice was eye opening; every preconceived idea I had about yoga was repeatedly quashed sun A after sun A, down dog after down dog, chatarunga after chatarunga. That first sixty minutes on my mat left me completely exhausted, completely blissed out and completely wanting more savasana-induced happiness.

Fast forward countless yoga classes to September 1. In honor of National Yoga Month, a 30-day yoga challenge was in order (and it was the perfect way to get more yoga in my life, as I was a savasana slacker all summer because cycling consumed my free time; not that I’m complaining because riding my Madone is bliss on wheels… but that’s another post).

To keep it interesting and to further challenge my balance and mind, I switched up the classes: vinyasa one day, hot yoga the next, rounded out by hot power fusion and yoga sculpt. While I love every single class, I discovered that 90 minutes in a 105-degree room with 40 percent humidity is my idea of heaven. Sweat dripping from my elbows five minutes in? Yes, please. A yoga mat towel and yoga clothes so soaked with sweat after class that it’s like pulling them out of the washer pre-spin cycle? Absolutely. There’s really nothing more wonderfully detoxifying.

Thirty days of yoga came and went in a blink, and on October 1, I went to another class. And, then another. And another. And another. And before I knew it, it had been 90 days of yoga in a row. So I figured, why stop at 90? Let’s make it 100 (and counting).

But, honestly, it’s not really about the number anymore. Rather, yoga has become part of my day, and a day without it would feel just… off. And un-centered.

So, aside from feeling absolutely amazing from garudasanas, utthita trikonasanas and utkatasanas, 100 days of yoga has taught more than I could have imagined.

Here are my top 10 takeaways:

  1. Each yoga practice is unique, and some days are better and more flexible than others. Just like every yoga practice, every day is different. Expect the unexpected.
  2. I am resilient. If I fall out of a pose, I find my drishti and get right back in it. Easy as that. And if life veers off course, find your drishti, and just like that, it’s back on course.
  3. I am strong. I may not be able to bench press 150 pounds, but I can do chatarungas over and over like there’s no tomorrow and can hold crow indefinitely. Off the mat, I’m strong in my convictions and strong in who I am.
  4. My body really isn’t as horribly imperfect as I think it is. Honestly, what woman doesn’t have body image issues? Yoga has helped me get over mine (or at least some of them) and has given me more confidence and poise both on and off the mat.
  5. Balance. Sure, I can calmly stand on one leg in natarajasana (dancer pose) or vrksasana (tree pose) for minutes, but it’s brought more balance off the mat, too. Now, I’m not saying my life is completely balanced because it’s far from that (if I didn’t need sleep, finding a better balance between everything would be much, much easier). But, it’s shown me the importance of finding a balance between work, grad school, fitness, family and friends. Fully implementing that, however, is another story…
  6. Being awake at 5a really isn’t that bad. In fact, it’s actually pretty nice. The calm and silence before the rest of the world wakes up is something to be relished (um, can you say no traffic?). And, really, starting each day on the mat is just… well… nothing compares. I’m more centered and happier all day when I do.
  7. I’m still not that flexible. While touching my toes isn’t a problem, I still can’t quite straighten my leg in utthita hasta padangustasana (extended hand to big toe pose), though each time I try it, another millimeter gives. It’s safe to say, though, that I’ve learned flexibility off the mat can reap some pretty great rewards. You never know what will happen if you keep your mind open and flexible to all possibilities.
  8. Trust is everything. Not only to trust yourself during ustrasana (camel, which is a serious heart opener that brings up some serious emotions… yep, it’s made me cry), but also to trust yourself in all that you do. Trust that you made the right career move or that no (or yes) was the right answer. Trust in your relationships. Trust in yourself.
  9. There is nothing as amazingly relaxing as savanasa, both before and after class. I have no trouble falling asleep in a matter of minutes while laying flat on my back. You know when you’re on the cusp of sleep when you jump? Yeah, I’ve been that girl before class more times than I can count. My yoga mat is just such a relaxing and safe place.
  10. What you practice on the mat – openness, generosity, selflessness, bliss, happiness, resiliency – can always be carried with you and practiced off the mat.

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Carly: Movember


Movember, No-shave November, the month that every girlfriend dreads. Whatever you call it, it has become a world-wide phenomenon. For years now, Mustachio’d men (and women!) have been helping to change the face of men’s health, and are having a great time doing it.

I first encountered Movember when I was studying abroad in Australia. I thought it was laughable that the guys in my dorm were looking for money just for growing a mustache. Totally ridiculous, amirite? However, after catching on that it was a philanthropic endeavor, and not just a pissing-contest, I was entirely on board.

I wasn’t sure exactly when Movember became more than just a gesture to irk significant others, so I did some digging. Turns out, it officially started in 2003 in Melbourne, Australia by a group determined to bring back the moustache as a fashion item. (Huzzah!) The following year, the Movember Foundation became associated with raising funds for prostate cancer and managed to raise an impressive AU$55,000 on behalf of the Prostate Cancer Foundation of Australia. The Movember Foundation is now affiliated with the Livestrong Foundation as well as the Prostate Cancer Foundation and supports all aspects of men’s health.This is my second year participating in Movember, and despite being follicly-challenged on my upper lip, I still manage to raise the dollars. One of the (many) cool things about The Movember Foundation is that they will help you out with your fundraising. Our team, The Fu-man group, decided to throw a ‘Stache Bash this year to raise funds, and the kind folks at Movember sent us a free party pack to help us out. This party pack included a whole slew of goodies; including Movember bracelets, donation boxes, posters, mustache grooming guides, stickers, buttons and most importantly prizes for the mustache contest!So I know that you must be wondering what you need (in addition to the awesome Movember party pack) to throw your own successful ‘Stache Bash. Let me fill you in:
  • Most importantly, willing participants! You need friends, lovers, coworkers and strangers to show up (hopefully with a ‘stache) and throw a few bucks into the donation box. After all, protecting prostates isn’t cheap, people!
  • Second, you need all kinds of mustaches for those that didn’t have time to grow their own or are incapable of doing so. Milk mustaches, finger mustaches, fake mustaches, anything will work.
  • A killer playlist. Once people see how ridiculously good-looking they are with their mustaches, they’re going to want to DANCE!
  • Prizes for your mustache contest winners. They might be satisfied to bask in the glory of knowing that they hold the title of “Miss Movember” or “Man of Movember”, but you might want to get them a little something extra for their trouble. (See the picture of our winners and note the cute water bottles Laura designed.)
So while the money has been raised, the titles handed out to Mr. and Miss Movember and the ‘staches shaved; fear not, for Movember will be upon us again sooner than you think. I hope you join us next year and don a mustache to help support men’s health. After all, why should the boobs get all the attention?

Monday, December 6, 2010

Luke: The First Ride


To boys of a certain age growing up during a certain time, there was nothing better. It was THE present, the kind of thing that kept you believing in Santa for a few years longer than was probably healthy.

It was a Big Wheel. And it...was...awesome.

For those of you unfamiliar with a Big Wheel, it was a small plastic tricycle type thing with – rather unsurprisingly - a “big” plastic “wheel” in front and two smaller wheels in back. Streamers on the handlebars. A selection of lightning bolt stickers. They were boss.

Clearly.

(My parents tell me there was an earlier bike called a “Hot Seat” which apparently I also enjoyed a little bit)


And when you grew up in the middle of nowhere Wisconsin, close to nothing except the church where your Dad was the pastor, it was something even better: A Big Wheel was a ticket to freedom.

I'd spend hours out there making laps of the church parking lot - a slight uphill on the west side, a long slow corner, and then a steeper downhill coming back that caused your little legs to pump like pistons (producing more horsepower than my first car, a 1986 Chevy Nova) and a corner that if you turned just right, you could powerslide through spraying gravel everywhere (or if you didn't turn just right, you'd end up with gravel sticking out of your knee. Which kind of sucked, but you also got a Popsicle and a Scooby-Doo Band-Aid, so it was hard to be too upset about it).

It was enough laps to wear through the front wheel, the hard plastic turning soft and finally just disappearing, turning the smooth ride - or as smooth as a 10 inch diameter wheel riding on a poorly paved parking lot can be - to a *thunkier* Flintstone-esque motion until my dad ended up MacGyvering the wheel with pieces of wood, a quick white flash as the wood reinforced section whipped by with each revolution.

It's fitting that one turn of a wheel is called a "revolution," isn't it?

It was for me at least. With each pedal stroke, my world got a little bit bigger. Expanding from the swing set in the backyard to the church parking lot to the driveway of the next house to my friend Justin's house, a whole mile away.

Over the years those pedal strokes have taken me through a blustery Irish winter day, tingling fingers warmed by a peat fireplace, Guinness, and thick accents in the local pub, to the oppressive heat of the Arizona desert wishing I had brought that other water bottle and hey are those buzzards over there and OMG why haven't I seen a trail sign in an hour??!?

I've been a course marshal at the World Mountain Bike Championships in New Zealand, my jaw dropping as the best riders in the world flew over basketball sized rocks that I was having trouble walking over, and I've fallen over pulling up to stoplights (Clip out! Clip out! Clip...ow!).

I've braved the honkingly chaotic rush hour traffic of Montreal, and stood on top of a mountain in New Zealand just before dawn, the world empty and silent except for my still labored breathing and the small circle of light from my headlamp as the day began to slowly reveal itself to no one but me.

I've raced daylight and thunderstorms; dogs and sheep; myself and others. I usually lose.

My bike has been my therapist, guiding me through breakups, hearing my secrets and watching my breakdowns - all without judging (much). It's seen the joy of a bike date (and gotten to nuzzle her bike's handlebars as we sipped coffee, which I think counts as second base for a bike) and the agony of a bloody finish line pileup. The proverbial blood, sweat, and tears.

We've grown apart the past few years, the bikes and I, as I've discovered the awesomeness of running, especially the peculiar brand of "fun" known as the marathon. So the bikes lean up against the wall, like they're stuck on the “Island of Misfit Toys,” the dusty victims of too many activities, not enough time. Training plans, work commitments, and relationships just kept replacing the joy of the little blond puffball power sliding the Big Wheel around the church parking lot just for the hell of it.

Which is why I'm psyched that Groucho Sports has given me this opportunity to explore...well, all of it. The love of the sport. The dedication (obsessiveness?) of seeking to be better. The connection to other people (bow chicka bow waaaah) and being part of something bigger.

And most importantly, remembering to have fun.

One revolution at a time.

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Update on the Groucho Happy Hour

Here at Groucho, we know that most of us do the things we do because of how it makes us feel. We're out there running/biking/swimming/whatever because it pushes our limits, ups our adrenaline, and makes us feels as if we are capable of anything - no mountain is too high, no obstacle too steep.

Which is also why we're so passionate about giving back to our community. Whether it's through donating our time, skills, or resources, we've come to learn and cherish the value that comes from striving to be a building block to better communities. It does the same thing for us that athletics do - makes us feel as if we have the power the change the world.

The Second Harvest Heartland is a most excellent organization that fights to end hunger in our communities. Donating is easy - check out their list of most needed items, and you'll be as delightfully surprised as we were to see that most of these things are already sitting in our pantry and closets. And so, instead of just bringing the good times and holiday cheer to our Groucho Happy Hour at the Lyndale Tap House on Friday, December 10, we'll also be bringing an armful of goods and some big ol' boxes for any donations that any of you out there might want to make, too.

Sidenote: Did you RSVP yet? What, you got something better to do at 5:30 on a Friday? You don't, do you? Quit playin' and RSVP - we want you there. We will accept you there. We will introduce you to other fun, high attractive people there, and won't even whisper embarrassing stories about you in their ears when you walk away to get another drink. Yeah, you don't get that promise from other people very often, do you, buddy? That's why you wanna come to this Happy Hour.

Whether or not you can make a donation, it doesn't matter - we understand that times are tough for everyone out there, and we want you there regardless. But if you have the means to do so, we hope that you'll join us in furthering the holiday spirit by supporting families in need.

Do it for the kids, man.

Groucho Gnome Series

Groucho visits Seattle!

Monday, November 22, 2010

Groucho Photo Shoot

Team Groucho had a photo shoot on Saturday...and why wouldn't we? We are nothing if not highly attractive, extremely photogenic individuals.

The girls looked pretty cute, too.



Special thanks and internet high-fives to our amazing makeup/hair stylist, Angelia, and fantastic photographer Jason!